Another Funny Story

COMPLETELY hypothetical story (I mean really, can you prove it's not??) I had a boyfriend. For a day. TODAY actually. 24-hr boyfriend, you can call him. Until about 1:15 AM I am a taken woman. Hear that, gents? Oh, what was that? You're CRYING??  Don't fret my cute pets, TWENTY FOUR HOURS, remember?
Yeah . . . . sometimes crazy things happen in my life, and you know what? I think it's hilarious. Like the fact that I got a one-a-day boyfriend (kind of like the vitamin, they should totally market that) or maybe because I've had clients catch me mid-hair whip (I can't seem to get that song out of my head. Blast you, Willow Smith) or perhaps because my bathroom mirror is so covered with roomie-notes that I can't even see myself. . . . I digress . . . .
Back to the topic at hand. My boyfriend.
Makes me giggle just to type it. Let me try and spell this out in a way for you to understand.
So there is this dude. We've talked about said dude in previous posts. Well, said dude and I CAN'T date. As in, I won't allow it. For various reasons. However, I enjoy said dude. The one-a-dayer. What are we gonna call him??
ummm . . . let's call him. . . . .
Geraldo.
Geraldo and I hang out. And we enjoy each other's company. This was our conversation last night. Over a nice handful of Reese's Pieces.
"It's too bad we can't date. I think we would have a lot of fun together."
"Yeah, really is too bad. I think it would be fun too."
"Yeah?? We should try it. You know, for like a day."
"Bwhahahahah!" (that was maniacal laughter)
"No, I'm serious. Come on, we aren't ever REALLY gonna date, so how about we just try it out. Like trying on a really nice shirt that is way too expensive that you'll never really buy."
"Ummm . . . yeah, sure, ok. Let's do it" (come on, folks. Why not?)
"Ok, so we're boyfriend/girlfriend for the next 24 hours. Get rid of your gentleman-callers"

And there you have it, friends. My one-a-day boyfriend was born. Now whatever shall I do with him??
Oh yes . . .I know. . . .I have a light bulb that needs changing, and some shoulders that need rubbing . . . .ahhh, I think I am going to like this arrangement. I'm going to start taking applications for one of these a month.