Awkward & Awesome

(This girl is the cutest. See her blog here.)

Let's start with AWESOME:

• Chapstick. In all of it's fruity (probably not even beneficial) ways.
• My shoes get complimented EVERY.DAY. at work.
• The random text from a friend telling me how beautiful I am . . . even when I make goofy faces.
• My new shampoo (see here) it's smells delicious and my hair is SO SOFT.
• I got my nails done and I feel so GIRLY. Goodbye man-hands.
• Getting my car door opened for me.
• Warm lotion. Seriously, try it. (pretty soon lotion will be placed on heating vents round the world)
• Being at work for 3 1/2 hours before actually DOING any work.
• My roommate switching out my laundry for me.
• Getting a new calendar for ONLY $4 and it doesn't even have cats on it. Or John Wayne.

Awkward:

• My co-worker spending 5 minutes talking to me about carcinogens after I heated up my lunch in a styrofoam bowl *gasp*
• A guy on Facebook "noticing" me on someone else's page, stalking me a bit, then asking me out via Facebook email. Yeah . . umm . . . no thanks.
• Dude trying to kiss me in front of my roommate (I don't do PDA) sick.
• My friends made a going-away slide show for someone and I'm making a silly face in EVERY.SINGLE.PICTURE.
• My mattress pad slides half way off my bed every night (any remedies for that?)
• Having a guy in the same aisle as I'm sniffing all the deodorants.
• Thinking I'm alone and proceeding to adjust my unders only to realize my BOSS is in the room.
• Having chest pains today. Really? I'm 25. Let's save that for later mm'kay??
• My friends asking me for kissing tips (ok, not really awkward, just funny)
• Finding a lone milk dud in my purse.